WWE Backlash takes place live tonight from the Benchmark International Arena in Tampa, Florida and the big question going into the show is who will Danhausen’s mystery partner be. Danhausen and a mystery partner are taking on The Miz and Kit Wilson.
Danhausen sought The Miz’s approval and it appeared he got it. However The Miz and Kit Wilson revealed it was all fugazi and they beat down Danhausen. Nick Aldis scheduled the match for tonight and told Danhausen to get a partner. Almost every name in the book has been thrown out to team with Danhausen. There’s three avenues they could go down in my opinion.
The first is CM Punk. The former World Heavyweight Champion isn’t scheduled for Backlash, and is available. Punk and Danhausen are good friends outside of the ring, and you’d have to imagine that Punk pushed for him to get hired. Danhausen’s already provided enough of a return on investment to justify the hiring. Sprinkling a little of CM Punk dust on him would just help propel him past the likes of Santino Marella and Hornswoggle in the comedy character tier list.
The next option is a celebrity. Whether that be Pat McAfee returning so quick, or like Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez have speculated, Jelly Roll. Perhaps an influencer like Kai Cenat or IShowSpeed. I would be vehemently opposed to this. I mean, it’s a comedy skit so I shouldn’t care too much however Jelly Roll would be disappointing to me. I understand that he likes the product but I don’t see the appeal in him. Maybe I’m out of touch but who’s tuning in for Jelly Roll?
The third option would be literally any other wrestler in the world. Whether that be a call up from NXT, a name we haven’t seen in a while or just someone else that doesn’t have anything to do. Maybe The Boogeyman, I could see that as a fit with Danhausen. Two similar kind of characters, although Boogey was creepier.
All in all, give me CM Punk or give me The Boogeyman. I’m tired of the celebrity involvement. I know it’s WWE and they love the attention from the outside but cater to the hardcores and give me Boogeyman. I think if they were going to get Jelly Roll for the match they would have announced it to try and attract an outside audience.

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